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Apr 13, 2006 22:41:47 GMT -5
Post by TechForeman on Apr 13, 2006 22:41:47 GMT -5
I'm bored. figured this would be something interesting to do. Post jokes you think are funny.
How many animals can you fit into a pair of panty hose?
10 pigies, 2 calfs, 1 ass, and a whole lot of hares
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Apr 14, 2006 11:35:56 GMT -5
Post by MuddnMason on Apr 14, 2006 11:35:56 GMT -5
lol
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Apr 16, 2006 9:56:38 GMT -5
Post by TechForeman on Apr 16, 2006 9:56:38 GMT -5
a fish is swimming along and runs into a brick wall. after he come to, he says "dam".
3 guys walk into a bar and the 4th one ducks.
Im so bored
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Apr 17, 2006 19:13:42 GMT -5
Post by Jake on Apr 17, 2006 19:13:42 GMT -5
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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Apr 17, 2006 22:37:04 GMT -5
Post by TechForeman on Apr 17, 2006 22:37:04 GMT -5
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring??
Pilgrams
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Apr 18, 2006 17:03:03 GMT -5
Post by Jake on Apr 18, 2006 17:03:03 GMT -5
What do your boss and a Slinky have in common? They're both kind of useless, yet somehow you can't help but grin when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs.
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Apr 18, 2006 20:09:17 GMT -5
Post by TechForeman on Apr 18, 2006 20:09:17 GMT -5
lol
What does the Burmuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?? The both swallow alot of sea men
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Apr 19, 2006 16:12:21 GMT -5
Post by Jake on Apr 19, 2006 16:12:21 GMT -5
What did the leper say to the whore?
Keep the tip.
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Apr 19, 2006 21:09:49 GMT -5
Post by TechForeman on Apr 19, 2006 21:09:49 GMT -5
hehe
A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."
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Apr 20, 2006 7:20:00 GMT -5
Post by MuddnMason on Apr 20, 2006 7:20:00 GMT -5
LoL that one is good TF!!!
Lepar and whore..... LOL I told that one to some people at work...... they didnt get it.
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Apr 20, 2006 20:01:55 GMT -5
Post by Jake on Apr 20, 2006 20:01:55 GMT -5
I guess they wouldn't get these either:
What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stu.
Why did the leper get a speeding ticket?
He left his foot on the accelerator.
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Apr 20, 2006 21:17:25 GMT -5
Post by MuddnMason on Apr 20, 2006 21:17:25 GMT -5
Jake, those are just wrong........
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Apr 20, 2006 22:40:51 GMT -5
Post by TechForeman on Apr 20, 2006 22:40:51 GMT -5
but yet they are still funny.
This guy was about to go through an arainged marriage. well he told his dad that he didnt know what to do on the night of their wedding. His dad told him not to worry. Well after the wedding was done with, they went to their new home. before going to bed, the guy let his dad in the house and the father was holding a sack of corn and a chicken. so the father told the son to climb on top of his wife. then the dad threw a kernal in between his sons butt crack and let the chicken peck him, and in turn the boy thrusted. so this went on for a couple of minutes and finally the son turned to his dad and said "Hell dad, throw a handful in their"
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Apr 20, 2006 23:01:17 GMT -5
Post by TechForeman on Apr 20, 2006 23:01:17 GMT -5
First Day at School... It was the first day of 3rd grade, and a new school for Johnny. As a test, the teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to 50.
Some did very well, counting as high as 30 and 40 with just a few mistakes.
Others couldn't get past 20.
Johnny, however, did extremely well. He counted past 50, right up to 83. He was so excited that he ran home and told his Dad how well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are from Arkansas, son."
The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to recite the alphabet. Most made it about half way through without much trouble. Some made it to M and N, but Johnny rattled off the alphabet right to W.
That evening, Johnny once again bragged to his Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained to him, "Son, that's because you are from Arkansas."
The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers. Johnny noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly well endowed. This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they all have little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that because I'm from Arkansas?" he asked.
"No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."
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Apr 21, 2006 11:29:33 GMT -5
Post by MuddnMason on Apr 21, 2006 11:29:33 GMT -5
lol
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